15 November 2004

The big fat end of my patience

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4 reasons not to watch Reality TV on Fox

The Swan
Translation? You’re an ugly woman; let our male plastic surgeons fix that. The Swan is yet another vehicle for inundating women with even more fascist beauty-dogma perpetrated by aging, repressed, fantasy-driven white males.
Love Cruise
"This is great TV...if you're a whore." - Love Cruise producer Kathy Wetherell, from Entertainment Weekly
My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss
A stiffly contrived exercise in chain yanking from the Rocket Science stable of executive producer Chris Cowan, whose other Fox efforts have included "Temptation Island," and "Joe Millionaire".
Trading Spouses
Do I really have to explain? This is just twisted and sick.
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And as most of my friends know, don’t even get me started on American Idol. I'll never shut up.
I heard this one the other day:
"Oh, but reality shows deal with real life issues!"
Uhmm…No…they deal with completely bullshit issues that the viewer in turn compares to their own “real life issues” in a vain attempt to validate their own “real life" around what happens on fucking TV in order to make themselves feel better about being a total loser ass-stick with no life.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

calm down dude it's only tv. bad tv, yes, but only tv.

gg said...

sounds like you are really angry at the tv... I would consider therapy

Anonymous said...

Nice link to the 4 arguments for the elimination of television site.

Fictional Correspondant said...

Greetings.

I hate reality television aswell. It just has a bad smell to it. Never mind the obvious facts.

I like your blogs. And thank you for posting on mine. Because mine is a shity blog lol

Keep up the good work :)

Anonymous said...

I think reality TV is just great. Being a born again Christian I think voyeurism, violence, and tormenting people till they break down is all good fun. I mean we get to watch it we just can't do it. I think heaven will be a lot like reality TV.

ScottB said...

Har! Personally, I hope heaven will be like those old "the softest toilet-paper" commercials: I'll be playing a harp on cotton-ball clouds, sporting a long white beard I might add